Pillow Talk

Hubby is scared of two things: spiders and zombies.

Last night, as we drifted to sleep. Hubby told me about his newest video game: Left 4 Dead. Apparently, if you lose, the zombies come and eat you.

"It scared me," he said. "I played it alone and in the dark."

"Zombies aren't real, Scott," I say as comfortingly as possible.

"They could be! What about the Second Coming?!"

???

This leads to Hubby's theory that at the Second Coming, when the dead rise from their graves, they could turn into flesh-eating zombies designed as another plague to separate the wicked from the righteous. I reassured Hubby that I doubted Heavenly Father would ever use zombies.

He wasn't too comforted, but told me he loved me enough to kill me if I ever turned into a zombie. Thanks, babe.