
Oh my heavens, the "bump it." I was sitting watching tv when a commercial for the "bump it"--a plastic hair piece that poofs your hair--made me gag and run for the bathrooom. I don't understand it. I get that it could be good for wedding or prom hairdos, but EVERY DAY!!!!!?????
Come on! Then they have to insult me and say that there is also the special edition Hollywood Bump It. Please. It should be called the Idaho Bump It. Lora, Brittany and I used to call it "the buh."
I just don't understand why ratting and back-combing your hair into a mile-high rat's nest and then hairspraying the life out of it is considered pretty here.
5 reasons why I hate "the buh":
1. I can't see the movie screen at the theatre when a girl with a "buh" sits in front of me.
2. I can't see the teacher in class.
3. It's sheer rattiness distracts me.
4. It gives you an alien head.
5. Its U-G-L-Y!
Somebody get me to California, NOW!

I graduated! (over a month ago) Yeah!! 












